We have to admit the small pottery thing was very enticing.

The reasons why dates should be forthcoming were an eclectic bunch too. Join us now as we take a trip down big bunch of text street. The following answers were given:

• I can do an entertaining trick with a pint of Guinness.
• Because his pale moonlike skin will make me look even more tanned than I already am after my recent holiday.
• I have 5 arms.
• I hate wee bull. - Dont we all. Unfortunately this was from the cheap beer.
• If you choose me, we will go to bed on the first date. and on the second we gonna meet my parents! - Run away!!
• Keep farting keep farting
• I want to take his life. With a spoon.
• I'm a missionary.
• I don't want to be a virgin anymore. Period.