Ok this is the actual results page. Or at least it would be.

Much to our surprise a fairly large number of nice looking ladies thought they would love to go out with the man, the mystery, the one and only Weebl. There were a fair wonderful entries from outside the UK which proved to be frustrating and... well... frankly some of you have made a certain chap very very sad. It's like being offered a very nice pie and then having it snatched away from you by some huge expanse of water. An unlikely situation you might think, but picture this scene:

You decide to go for a picnic by the sea so obviously you pack your favourite foods that are both hardy and tasty. Pie's are clearly at the top of this list. You get to the beach, sit down and get out your pie only to have a huge wave crash down on you washing the pie out to sea. That pie is our dreams. That pie was possibly perfection wrapped in pastry. We would never know.

"What sort of world do we live in where such things can happen eh? you tell me. Oh cruel, cruel sea. Now I understand why fish always look really moody."
Shakespere.

Sorry I've completely forgotten what I was doing now. Oh right entries.

A selection of the finer ladies:



We are still torn by the small pottery thing though. Sigh.

As for the actual winner. as soon as we can get in touch then it will be announced. Until then here is a short animation about the eternal struggle to obtain your hearts desire. I think you will find it quite moving.

Weebls actual date coming soon.