Splush once played "belligerent drunken youth #2" in a Health Education Board for Scotland advert about the strains underage drinking can place on your mojo. He has overcome these, and many other, shortcomings and now plays Moog in an imaginary jazz-fusion band with literally dozens of dedicated imaginary fans. Splush sometimes writes things for the Internet, which is a bunch of computers joined together by magic to provide humans with a overwhelming array of smut and advertising.
Splush lives in Edinburgh. He suspects that Total Eclipse of the Heart is the greatest song ever sung.
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