Your palms are sweaty. Your pulse is racing. Your pies are slowly congealing from neglect as you sit at your computer in feverish anticipation.
It can only mean one thing...yes, its Top-Up Friday with T-Mobile and you've been crossing your legs and repeating the names of dead presidents ad infinitum until, at last, the 3rd epic chapter of Prawn to Be Wild is released.
Well, pop pickers, here it is.
Again, if you're finding this chapter too taxing, head over to the forums and ask. Don't be afraid. We won't eat you. Honest.
Welcome back, me hearties! Prepare to hoist yer sails and... *ahem* sorry about that.
It's Friday and that can only mean one thing. Well, actually it could mean a lot of things, such as Top-Up Friday. However, the 'thing' I am referring to is the second installment of Prawn To Be Wild which is most graciously sponsored by the chaps, chapettes and other non-gender specific life forms at T-Mobile.
This chapter sees several tweaks over its predecessor which has so far been played around seventy thousand times since it was released just a week ago. You'll be able to continue Insanity Prawn Boy's epic moonward journey with even more style than before.
I wont tell you exactly what the changes are because that would remove some of the mystery that surrounds such things... but the game should handle a lot more smoothly this time around.
If you're finding this chapter too taxing, specifically our feindish opening puzzle, head over to the forums and ask. We wouldn't want you to miss out on the rest of the journey!
Adventurers!
Pack yourself a hearty selection of jam sandwiches & Vimto, and prepare yourself for the epic adventure game we call:
“Insanity Prawn Boy, in…. Prawn To Be Wild”
That’s right – it’s the prequel to On The Moon!
All of this is thanks to those lovely people at T-Mobile. In conjunction with their Top-Up Friday offer (unlimited free weekend texts when you top-up your mobile on Fridays), we’ll be releasing a new level every Friday for the next 12 weeks. By the end, we’ll finally find out just how the little shrimpy chap ended up on that big ol’ hunk of cheese in space.
What are you waiting for? Get your brains in gear ‘cos you’re gonna need to puzzle your way through to the end of Chapter One, right this merry second.
PS. If you get stuck, get your buns over to the forums…

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